-- "Bart Gets Famous" Bart then tells Marge he's got a job in the show business, helping Krusty the Klown after school. Homer: Oh no, We'd never give him away, but we're moving, and dogs are forbidden. Try again, if you dare! No, you don't understand. I'll take these three. Lisa: Mom, I've finished my patch. Did I mention it was written by Robert Louis Stevenson? Now I drive the school bus! Winthrop: I see. See the fear? Good luck! This is as good as I can do, and I still failed. Homer: D'oh! That's another F. Bart: (very upset.) Come on, boy. Remember to take a break if your arms go numb! Bart’s poor schoolwork prompts his teacher, Mrs. Krabappel, to threaten to hold him back in the fourth grade for an extra year. Hurry up, or it'll get that skin. It's gonna be hell. All right, class, the topic is world literature. Bart Gets an F “I passed, I passed, I passed, I passed, I passed, I ... kissed the teacher! Winthrop: Ladies and gentlemen. Get us addicted, then jack up the price! People think only mules can pull carts. Kent Brockman: A manhunt, or "woman-hunt", is on--. What's your favorite subject? (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I said little help. Sorry, I can't do it on purpose. "Bart Gets a 'Z'" is the second episode of The Simpsons' twenty-first season. Can you crash the bus? I passed! Is that it? Bart vows to do better and persuades the class genius, Martin Prince, to tutor him. Marge: Come on, Homer. Soon you'll be ready to try it with a real book. Homer: Well, well, "Mr. Universe" takes a walk. He taught that the noblest concerto can be drained of its beauty and soul. That's my food! Bart: Homework? This is the end of the road. Your third bowl. I guess you'll be missing a week of school. Lisa: Oowww! I want you in my corner, horney. To catch a fish, to kill a bull, to make love to a woman. events is unintentional. Then perhaps you'll tell us the name of the pirate. It's only fair. As such, he is stuck with his weekly chalkboard punishment. Bart: See, boy? Sylvia Winfield: Simpson this is Sylvia Winfield. Roll over. Lisa: I'll make it, Mom. See? Oh, 125 bucks! (Redirected from Bart Gets an F) "Bart Gets an 'F'" is the first episode of the second season of The Simpsons. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Bart%27s_Dog_Gets_an_%22F%22?oldid=78297. It could be the best thing to happen to you. In return, Bart teaches Martin how to be more popular. Bart: But we have to say goodbye because you don't understand a word I say. In the episode, the fourth grade students of Springfield Elementary School decide to spike Edna Krabappel's coffee in order to teach her a lesson after she takes away their cell phones. Stop! Thanking you in advance, your pal, Bart Simpson. Man: Well, he'd be happy at my farm. I haven't always been a good kid. And look at me, man. Chraol an chéad eipeasóid, "Bart Gets an "F"", den dara sraith The Simpsons ar an 11 Deireadh Fómhair 1990. He does exactly what I say. The Bouvier family quilt. I really tried. What? You're only ten. Bart: He'll sit! Ned: You bet. Relax, man. I am looking at him right-- D'oh! Mrs. Krabappel: Blahblah blahblablablahBLABLAH..? At some unfortunate point in the past few weeks I listened through Green Day’s Dookie as a part of working through Rolling Stone’s top 40 albums of 1994.For 39:38, I felt like I was somewhere between a mild nightmare and purgatory. Have at them. Sylvia Winfield: There's only one family on this block... No, on Earth inconsiderate enough to let that monster roam free! Well done. This is the final straw! You know, 1754. I don't know the rules of your sport. But if she stays, I stay, so... ...Lisa goes to school.... Marge: Lisa, don't confuse your brother like that. How are you doing? Bart: Come on, boy. Bart: I'm gonna miss you, boy. I truly believed you were Hemingway. Owwww! Don't waste the mumps. It's one thing to be a link in a chain. Bart: Wait a minute, you did it! See the sincerity? ", That from that equal creation, they derive rights--. Followed by immediate correction. Marge: Homer, can't we place this ad after the dog fails his test? Post your Comments or Review This page has been viewed 308 times this month, and 1939 times total. Just because he's different. As emotionally crippling as it may be, my recommendation is for Bart to... repeat the fourth grade. It's me, Homer! And we'll need a fern. I tried this time. Crisis brings out the best in you. Gorilla the Conqueror. Have a toffee. Bart is caught shoplifting. I got held back in the fourth grade. If not, at least you'll be bigger than the other kids. Marge: Lisa, you don't look well. Bart: All right. 02x01 - Bart Gets an F. 02x01 - Bart Gets an F. 05/23/98 05:08. Eleanor Mills. I want to see both of you after class. Mischief varies inversely with proximity to the authority figure. duplication, distribution or exhibition may result in civil liability and criminal prosecution. Our warranty doesn't cover fire, theft or acts of dog. Bart Gets an F [] Mrs. Krabappel: Your grades have gotten steadily worse since the beginning of the term.Are you aware of that? If Lisa goes to school, I go. Bart: Fine, then-- Wait. I gotta study. Don't spend your last hours together tormenting the poor creature. What a question! Marge: Well, you certainly captured the moment. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. Marge: No, I'm afraid I agree with your father. Directed by David Silverman. You're right. Bart failed his last four exams. (gasps) My shoelaces.... Homer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Make it cappuccino chocolate fudge. Homer: Hello? But you've got to spoil yourself. Bart Gets An F Posted on June 29, 2015 September 2, 2015 by qwertyhali I can sympathize with Bart, after surviving a semester of my first year in high school I decided to watch this episode, I cried at the end of it because I had finally felt what Bart had felt, the first time I watched this episode is two years ago and I didn’t really feel the way he felt, I hadn’t understood it yet. Woman: Jack, I think the baby might be yours. Lisa: lf Bart stays home, I'm going to school. It is also the most viewed episode in Simpsons history, with over 33 million households watching the premiere. Lisa: Oh, no. If I could borrow... ..."Satan's Little Helper.". Plota Táirgeadh. Here you go, Mrs. Krabappel. Let me get "Old Red". Script Supervisor: Doris Grau. Lisa: This is our pet. Not the sports section! Speak! Now, stay. Homer: Lenny, I need to leave. Well, that's just.... Oh, what a glorious day! Di episode ini Bart Simpsons selama beberapa kali tidak lulus ujian sejarah dan psikiater sekolah menganjurkan orang tua Bart bahwa ia tidak naik kelas. Raise a dog the same as a child, with simple, authoritative commands. I thought we'd be pals forever. Homer: No! I'll set fire to my hair, rip my clothes! Spoil yourself. Unauthorized Lay down! If he studies hard, passes finals, and becomes a perfect dog... ...can we keep him then? (produces a red pen and starts marking up the test until she places it down on his desk) Well, Bart, it's a 59. Maybe it would help him to be left back. Bleech!” Bart Simpson Bart Gets an "F" is the first episode of Season 2. Class is over. My speed with numbers, my years as a hall monitor... my prize-winning dioramas, they mean nothing to them? Homer: Oh, Are you? Go home, boy. All rights reserved. Do you want to be held back a grade? But maybe you'll get lucky. Find an egghead and pump him for some answers. Bring the TV up. The most popular episode of The Simpsons to air in 1989 was also the only episode of The Simpsons to air that year. Sit! Bravo, Martin. Look at these results: 55, 42, 26. Simpsons framegrabs: Bart's Dog Gets an F Framegrabs from the Season 2 episode, Bart's Dog Gets an F . This is not happening! Piece of cake? I got a D minus! Ned: Sometimes you've gotta spoil yourself. Life's too short! Is this a book report or a witch hunt? Let go! Yo, hairy bro. To catch a fish, to kill a bull, to make love to a woman. I thank you. I was never one to back away from a snowball fight. From (Season 2 Episode 1) "Bart Gets an "F""Bart fails a test and is told that he has one more chance to pass it or else he will be held back a year. Bart Simpson? Homer: No! Now that's a sewing finger, honey. And the nuclear power plant. Rise and shine, little guy. Lisa: Have some fun. Better skedaddle-y-do. Executive in Charge of Production for Gracie Films. I'm insulted. As God is my witness, I can pass the fourth grade! Marge: Doctor, I think Lisa has the mumps. It's so unfair. Winthrop: Pull the chain! Cover for me, will ya? “Bart Gets An F” follows “Bart the Genius” in its illumination of Bart’s troubles in school. The first Congress faced a difficult job. I think you have the mumps. Homer: Bart! Bart Gets an "F" adalah episode pertama dari musim kedua serial animasi Amerika Serikat The Simpsons.Episode ini pertama kali ditayangkan pada tanggal 11 Oktober 1990 di stasiun televisi Fox di AS. Mrs. Krabappel, fed up with Bart's lackadaisical approach to his studies, gives him an ultimatum: shape up or repeat the fourth grade. George Niciforos, Matthew Sawelson In "Bart Gets an F", Bart struggles to study for an important exam after realizing the consequences that he may incur if he happens to fail yet another test. Bart, no more interruptions during Martin's book report. Homer: We all loved that quilt. You're my best friend. It was first shown on the Fox network in the United States on October 11, 1990. Winthrop: Congratulations, you've earned a toffee. Come on, fellows, to the arcade! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Look at those funny little whiskers. Homer: (babbling nonsense) Hey! Say "I love you" for the nice man. Bart: Hey, Otto man. Like this. Brad Sherman, Maria Elena Rodriguez Marge: Hmm, I don't know, Bart. Well, you go ahead and call your precious dog warden, you old axe... because my dog is tied up in the backyard! It's a school day. I'd always considered myself rather popular. No! Stay, boy! But prove it. I need your help. I'll call Dr. Hibbert. Good luck! It's not the end of the world. Granny's kissing me! Spoil yourself. Look in my eyes. He's nice, but he chews everything. I just dip in and out. Lisa: On the left is Mr. Largo, my music teacher at school. All right, take one and pass the rest back. A 12 on state capitals! Your sanctuary from the frenzy of modern life. Scríobh David M. Stern an eipeasóid seo. They'll hold me back if I don't shape up. Homer: Here's your magazines. Krusty: You're my best friend. Perhaps I cling to the old ways like a well-chewed shoe... as the traditions I was weaned on are put to sleep, one by one. You can't give my dog away! Quite ingenious. Twice. I'm only watching because Brandy knows the body is hidden in the boathouse. It's a school day. "The Simpsons" Bart Gets an F (TV Episode 1990) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Homer: We never had a family member we can give away before. My recommendation is for Bart to repeat the fourth grade. Mark McJimsey Before you know it, you'll be back among your polygons... and your Euclidian algorithms. Julia Kim Now take this down: Free to loving home, world's smartest dog. All right! Apu: You wandering mongrel! Homer: Look at that get-up. I think you're on the mend. 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